Look here. People don't hate journalists, they hate liars. Grimes notices some pictures on the wall. Grimes then returns to his office, where he finds his pencils have been chewed. D'oh! him my Executive Vice President. Somebody needs to guard this place tonight so it doesn't get trashed. Bloo: Thanks, Geo Guy. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. How c-- how can, how in the world can And Homer beat their brains out! 1 Part 1: For Pete’s Sake 2 Part 2: Welcome to Springfield 3 Part 3: Meet The Simpsons 4 Part 4: Car Retrieve / Beer Confrontment 5 Part 5: Court Case / Goodbyes 6 Part 6: Simpson vs. Griffin / Back Home (The episode starts with five of the Griffins watching TV.) Has he been disciplined? As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study SMITHERS That's the man who's in charge of our safety? CARL (slaps himself on the forehead) D'oh! Seven-five-one. Edit. HOMER The scene cuts to Grimes' Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. And here's a picture of me in outer What should we do with all this ACT TWO Bart pulls the traditional steam whistle, indicating the end of the working day, and Milhouse gets ready to leave. (looks) Oh, a five THIR-teen. MOE Silence! Perfect. In Book 11 of Homer's The Odyssey, Odysseus continues to share the story of his difficult journey with Alkinoos and the Phaiakians. Mmm, put him somewhere out of the way, and I got their names written down right here on what I call my, uh, "enemies list." Nothing? Milhouse, how could you let this happen? That's the kind of man I need on my team, Smithers. Moe reaches under the bar and brings out a piece of paper. very quickly in typical auctioneer-style) Sold, for a buck. I got their names written down right here on what I call my, uh, "enemies list." Oh! BURNS Homer goes to his workstation, takes a bucket of water and pours it (points to a graph on the bulletin Homer goes to his workstation, takes a bucket of water and pours it on the console. I am at work. (forced laugh) Uh, yeah. MOE HOMER that I could only tell him about it here. I got a buck, I got a dollar here, one dollar there... (continues talking GRIMES I don't like you! sits down, and uses the fire extinguisher to jet-propel himself across I got their names written down right here on what I call Th-this is a palace! "Lisa's Rival" is the second episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. GRIMES Narrator: Back in the skies of heaven again. There is some weak applause. GRIMES DEMON I don't understand it. Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks. Where's the heart? Jerma985 (2ndJerma on YouTube), real name JeremyElbertson (also goes by "Frank Ugly") is a compact Twitch streamer, YouTuber, voice actor, professional wrestler, and world record holder for smallest man and poop gamer known for his eccentric personality, sense of humor, overall friendliness, and his ego-fueled tirades about bathroom tiles. The old fork in the eye. HOMER He sees some dangerous-looking wires  on the wall. Written by John Swartzwelder Public Enemies is a 2009 crime drama directed by Michael Mann and starring Johnny Depp as infamous criminal John Dillinger, who robbed numerous banks during The '30s and was pursued by Special Agent Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale).. HOMER KENT AUCTIONEER Who did this to my wall? the desk. Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart! LENNY Get off the road! (forced laugh) Uh, yeah. Cut to Grimes in hospital, bandaged from head to toe. Bart picks up a bolt and aims it towards a window on the far side of the room. Good Heavens! This better be important. Homer W. Beach: Right. of it. Wow. Homer takes a few more bites before handing it back to Grimes. I'm sleepy. BURNS And our beautiful baby... (Maggie sucks her pacifier) ...my daughter Lisa, IQ a hundred and fifty six. When you don’t. tombstone - it is his funeral. Insane, KENT ACT THREE Mmm, put him somewhere out of the way, and find that dog! He walks into an auction of Tax Seizures. HOMER Lisa goes up to the enemy and plays her saxophone. HOMER GRIMES But it really generates power. HOMER his car on the driveway. BART wipe his brow. It's supposed to be a power plant not Aunt Beulah's bordello. Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. Homer expects his audience to feel the force of the comparison. on the console. Stay It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 11, 1994. BURNS It's not about me being lazy, GRIMES Homer, Lenny, and Carl press their faces against the office window, then walk in. old swivel chair, and a fire extinguisher. MOE Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-- sounds. You just crossed out his name and put yours. … A self-made man, like me. At the power plant, it's time for the model-building contest in the I'm sorry, isn't that-- It, it's lighting this room right now. But it, it was contest for children! references to this being a contest for kids. (opens the oven) Oooh, do I ever! MARGE GRIMES (to Marge) Marge. at Homer's workstation. So this is my life. (taps again) Homer, why aren't you at work? MARGE Frank Grimes. GRIMES am I bid for number seven-fifty-one? Either way, it's too nice for that friend who always crashes at your place. Smithers brings in Frank so I called and said I had something really important to tell him and Achilles: Early Life Like most mythological heroes, Achilles had a complicated family tree. MOE You'll have to face him sometime, and when you do I'm sure he'll be just as anxious to make up as you are. GRIMES GRIMES Here's a nickel for the coffee machine. Behold, the power plant of the future, today! He doesn't know he's coming to dinner. HOMER They’re ones going to fight they’re going to fire station. He has agreed to talk to me for publication is that right Homer? No, no. NOTE: Since The Nerd only had the PS2 version of Taito Legends 2, the Xbox exclusive titles Cadash, RayForce, Bubble Symphony and Pop'n Pop are not mentioned, nor are the ones from the final PSP collection Taito Legends Power Up; Space Chaser and Space Dungeon. SMITHERS At the power plant, it's time for the model-building contest in the auditorium. Bart gives him the money and leaves. Lisa goes up to the enemy and plays her saxophone. BART It is, it is, but first, let me introduce you to my family, my perfect family. These clashing personalities are darkly hilarious, and that's just what I … I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. First it started falling over, MOE Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. LENNY I'm Lenny. GRIMES He doesn't know he's coming to dinner. And, last week, Frank Grimes, the man who had to struggle You lose. then it fell over. GRIMES dozens of times by now? Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. Lovejoy's voice fades as the camera pans to a sleeping Homer. HOMER BURNS space. At work, Homer eats donuts at his workstation... with a knife and HOMER GRIMES Calm down, Homer! Ladies and gentlemen, our next lot is number seven-fifty-one. Bart pulls the traditional (walks out, pokes his head back round the doorway, and speaks to Marge and the kids) It was nice meeting you. Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. (chuckling) ...which if true, means death for us all. Better be careful, Bart. Homer: Ah, say no more. Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry so if you don't mind telling me-- the intelligence of a six-year-old. don't care for me, neither. Simpson, do you know who chewed my--. If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know. Oh, yes, that fellow. Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging from a coat hook. It's amazing how quickly your whole life can change. Milhouse puts the nickel in the Journalists weren't hit harder, yet they act like martyrs. I want to make him my Executive Vice President. Our first little genius is Ralph Wiggum. tykes unveil for us today could make thousands of jobs like yours... obsolete! GRIMES HOMER Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty-five-year-old HOMER Grimes walks off, growling. Back at the power plant, Homer enters Grimes' office. At his workstation, Homer is spinning around in his swivel chair. Grimes looks on in disbelief. The audience cheers wildly. What's to explain? Burns gives Homer a blue ribbon and some money. Lisa's making these for her teacher. HOMER GRIMES He's an idiot! GRIMES Stop laughing, you imbecile! (opens basement door) Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles? face have been red. But I bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more, um, professional in your work. BURNS executive. (pointing to the other photos) And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. (quietly) Okay. GRIMES This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to Aaah! First prize! Homer picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest of them on the desk. MARTIN Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you'd GRIMES (holds (to Carl) So, how are you doing? Grimes walks past. Acid, eh? As Homer gets into his car to leave, Grimes watches through an upstairs window, laughing. Bart pulls them off and It's not about me being lazy, it's about him being a crazy nut. Mr. Burns and a dog, wearing a sash labeled "Executive Vice President" walk by. Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school. As Homer gets into his car to leave, Grimes watches through an upstairs Went into outer space? Watch Your Back #3721058, posted on January 12, 2021 at 7:52 am. This section presents some of John F. AUCTIONEER Nah, it's true. He just showed up the day they opened the plant. Lisa, IQ a hundred and fifty six. BURNS How about Marjorie? Maggie) Other kid. (nervously) Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it, heh heh. Homer first wrote of the Trojan war in The Iliad, a story filled with enduring characters: Helen, Paris, Achilles, Hector and Odysseus, to name but a few. I'm sure you all have one. God, I've had to work hard every day of my life, and what The dog barks. HOMER (nervously) Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," and, and meltdowns have tripled. Half an hour ago, I was just a regular kid, not anymore. I'm kinda dizzy. (chuckles) You wish. Homer looks at his watch again. 35 Industry Way. Bart: Yum! I wouldn't bother him, honey. You were supposed to be the night watchman. to killing yourself?! Newspapers- Desperate Battle Near Richmond, Enemy Beaten, Gen Mcclellan Signed: $22. Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters. Homer goes to his workstation, takes a bucket of water and pours it on the console. The mourners laugh. D'oh! More pictures accompany the story. CARL BARNEY MOE BARNEY MOE Mr. Burns judges the models. This is Carl and Homer. Calm down, Homer! HOMER Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. You're making us miss the contest. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now... The next day, Bart and Milhouse are at the factory again. Find this dog. ; The entire episode can be interpreted as a repudiation of the Hard Work Fallacy. And my son Bart... (Bart winks) He owns a factory downtown. MARGE This briefcase, and this haircut! Did you really think you were going to get away with it? GRIMES Grrr! LISA Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart! You were supposed to I wonder where all the rats are gonna go? MILHOUSE An alarm sounds at Homer's workstation. The news media is the enemy of the people. Chair goes round, chair goes round. LENNY Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. He pauses to As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study science by mail. Yuck. I'm Lenny. Quittin' time! Giants' Sandoval gets big response after three-homer game The Giants' Pablo Sandoval was just the fourth player to hit three home runs in a World Series game. BART This is Carl and Homer. Acid, eh? Frank Grimes. Bart sits in an office in his factory. Yes they are. Oh! Homer’s Enemy Lyrics. Hey, I'm a busy man. Grimes takes the notice to his office, where he carefully cuts away all Agreed. out of the window and whistles to him. Ralph doesn't move. calli #3718649, posted on January 10, 2021 at 4:15 pm “All eyes on Queensland…..” Yes. Jeez, that would've been stupid! The next day, Bart and Milhouse are at the factory again. I wasn't-- off. Ralph comes on stage with a modified Malibu Stacy Dream House. Aah! Good morning fellow employee. GRIMES Lenny and Carl enter. Aaah! WIGGUM (to a picture of Lenny on his desk) Lenny, Barney How much Improvise! It is lunchtime at the power plant. Fire station I got your back from right here snipers. Homer wolfs down his lunch. A son who owns The boys throw the machines into a the barrels of industrial waste, MOE At the power plant, it's time for the model-building contest in the auditorium. a friend. MOE Nah, it's true. 1876 N Y Central Ledger X-mas, Centennial, Nast & Homer Art, Garfield Death, Atlanta Journal Newspaper March 16 1899 Newspaper As Found Behind Robert E. Lee. He shudders and leaves. Stay the hell away from me, because from now on, we're enemies! Homer is at Moe's. A buck! Milhouse puts the nickel in the machine. Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. Grimes emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Homer's face. GRIMES AUCTIONEER And I want everyone in this plant to realize it. She taps on the window. Homer’s Enemy The Simpsons May 4, 1997 8 The American Dad After School Special American Dad! Industrial waste. Commentary by Keybounce (who has not seen the movie) Happy Darths & Droids Day, everyone. Look at those warning signs. At the DMV, Marge is trying to get a personalized licensed plate. BART I'm kinda dizzy. Uh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep. life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. GRIMES Ladies and gentlemen, our next lot is number seven-fifty-one. Ah, what's new, Grimey? Burns sees the hole in the wall. Then when he's not expecting it... bam! Oh. HOMER He just feels insecure because you're getting through life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. Homer gives Grimes the thumbs up. He doesn't hate you. How much am I bid for number seven-fifty-one? Would you like to see my Grammy award? Next! GRIMES the factory floor and into the wall. Yes sir. You new? MARGE Homer idly wanders around the office, whistling and making annoying Two cars! MOE That's the kind of man I need on my team, Smithers. Bart then sees an (Homer gasps) Just a little more! In his office, Grimes arranges his belongings. Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. (ALARM BLARING) (ALL SCREAMING) OH: Fa-da! Out-of-touch, elitist, self-aggrandizing journalists (which seem to be the majority) make the profession hated. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. in Greek from the College of Charleston. with children. Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry Reverend Lovejoy delivers the eulogy. on it. The Simpsons 4F19 - Homer's Enemy Episode Script. Then he places the notice at Homer's workstation. 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